Updated version of a past survey

What is your favorite sexual position? Missionary for the closeness, Doggy because it's quite fun and Cowgirl because who doesn't like being in charge? xD

How may partners have you slept with?  1

What is your method of birth control? Uh, the usual condom or the pill....

If you use condoms, what brand? *blinks* ... Trojan .... still trying to figure out why you need to know this

If on the pill, what brand? N/A

Besides the obvious, where is the one place your partner could touch you to make you hot? Neck by far all I have to say.

What is your sexin' jam? I honestly don't know.

Are you a talker, moaner,screamer, or all? Uhhh.... moaner, I guess.... x////x

Do you like your hair pulled? I don't hate it xD

Do you like it on top or bottom? Uh, both is good

Drunk sex....dissapointing? or more fun? Wouldn't know

If you could choose one celebrity to do the dirty with, who would it be? Corey Taylor or Gerard Butler :D

If you were paid a gazillion dollars, would you have sexual relations with George W.Bush? Pfft, no.... first off not a real number and second off it's George W. Bush. >.<

Have you ever taken anyone's virginity? Nope

Silk sheets with rose petals or a soft blanket by a roaring fire? Fire, just seems more intimate to me.

Best outfit you've dressed up in for your partner? Can think of a few I WOULD dress up in, but as of right now... I haven't

What could your partner wear to turn you on? Hmm, just wearing a cowboy hat and nothing else is a good start. Or nothing at all, just holding his bass in front of him is a good one too. xD

Any embarrassing sex stories you want to share? Not so much embarrassing... but there's the fail shower sex bit and then the whole going at it with my little brother in the next room and him actually getting up out of bed and closing my bedroom door. xD

If you had to choose a cartoon character to make some lovin' with, who would it be? What an odd Q. Umm, either Ichigo or Sebastian Michaelis

Have you ever walked in on a parent or sibling doin' the dirty? Ugh, yes... my eyes still burn from it.

Have you ever used toys in your love making endeavours? No, but definitely want to.

How often do you think about sex? Meh, often enough, after-all I am human. xD

How old were you when you lost your virginity?.....21....

Have you ever had a threesome? Nope

Have you ever had anal sex? No

Have you ever been to a strip club? Nope

Have you ever worked in a strip club? No, but I've been asked on several occasions if I did. Not sure if I should be offended or take it as a compliment.

Have you ever been involved in an orgy? Nope

Have you ever been called a slut? Oddly enough yes I have.... not sure how that one works out though, have only had on partner.

How often do you have sex? Ooo, as often as I can...

Do you consider yourself a freak in bed? Uh, no I don't ... others might...

Do you like it rough? A little roughness is quite nice

Do you masturbate? Again human, anyone who says they don't is a liar.

How often? Ugh, really? >.< Often enough. xD

Are you horny now? Not particularly.

-This or That-

 Whips and chains OR Feathers and silk? Can.. can I have both please? :D

Whipped Cream and cherries OR Ice cream and chocolate syrup?
Uhh, chocolate syrup I suppose....

Kitchen counter OR Shower? At this point, kitchen counter... shower failed. Lol

Doggy OR Cowgirl? Both...

Dirty Sanchez OR Rusty Trombone? Da fuck.... niether

Threesome OR An hour of receiving oral? Threesome = not Rach's thing... so the answer would have to be oral.

Watching porn OR Making your own porn? Uhh.... making O.o

Biting OR Licking? Lil bit of both.... especially on the neck :$

Black Leather OR Pink frilly lacy whatnots?... On me? Leather please. ^^

Rug burn OR Neck hickey? Hickey, though on the neck is gonna lead to much than that.

Fall asleep OR snack after?  Fall asleep all cuddled up 

Update... and a lack of toast... whatever that means

Well here we go. Update. You know, because I never do those. Ok, I don't do them enough. I've resorted to just doing surveys 80% of the time now. Not exactly interesting to be honest. So, I'm going to try (keyword there) to do an update at least once a week or maybe once every two weeks. Here's hoping I can.

So, I graduated. Yay for officially being done with university. The ceremony was nice, not as large as I thought it was going to be, but it went well. The supper afterwards was even more amusing. You know my father's general denial and such in relation to Jonathan and I. So glad I had Jess sitting between my father and I, otherwise I'm pretty sure I'd have been slapped on the back of the head multiple times. And at least now he's out of denial about a lot of it, and though he does not like/ agree with some of it, he accepts it. xD So that being said, here are some pictures from graduation.

After the graduation ceremony I ran away for the following with Jonathan. It was really good to get away, and really nice to be able spend a good amount of quality time with Jon. It was my first real Valentine's day in a relationship; the first one where I got flowers ( and my favourite ones too) from someone other than my parents. It was nice to know that someone cares/ loves me enough to do little sweet things like that for me. I'll be slightly sappy, and post a pic of the really pretty flowers I got from Jon. ^-^

I realise how horrible I am at doing this updates. I don't do much and when I do, it's not terribly interesting. Though I will admit, this last week has been quite amusing. I went with Keanu to a Past Life Regression hypnosis session, that was definitely an experience. Though, I have my own beliefs on what went on in this particular session, it was still something neat to be a part of. After that is was BD's Mongolian Grill, that it was amusing and yummy. 

I also went and saw Warm Bodies with Adam. It was a decent movie, not your typical zombie movie. But it was nice to see Adam for a bit, we don't get to hang out nearly as much as we should. And we always have such an odd, but great time when we do hang out. xD 

On top of that, I have managed to get both of my parents into Ayn Rand. For those of you who either don't know, or don't remember who Ayn Rand is... she wrote The Fountainhead, Atlas Shrugged, and Anthem. Very philosophical and educational writer, definitely ahead of her time. But she is an amazing author, and I recommend her writing to just about anyone. 

I've finally gotten enough money together to take my MBLEX test for Massage Therapy, hopefully not to much later down the road I can get enough to apply for my license and get my background check done. 

In my boredom, I started watching a show called "My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding"... that was a mistake and yet it was rather amusing. Let me put it this way, the wedding dresses these gypsy/travellers come up with are either amazing or atrocious. See below for examples for the more atrocious ones... look at how big these damn things are! o..o 

I think other than that, the only other thing I have to talk about is that March 13th is the Nile concert, really looking forward to that. After that, April 18th (Jon's birthday), is the 3 Inches of Blood/ Goatwhore concert... can't wait for that one. And of course, April 26th, the first Suspect Earth concert of the 2013 season. That out of all of those is what I'm most looking forward to. I love watching Jon play bass, and I love the band he's in. So basically this translates into, a week spent with Jon, who actually took time off work to be with me "full time" the week of the Nile concert. And then almost two weeks, in April. Translation, Rachael is being spoiled. xD And it also means that when I come back home, it'll be hell for me to go back to my own schedule and even harder to attempt to get any type of sleep. I've become used to and prefer sharing a bed with Jon, so when I come home to my own bed, it's hell to try and sleep because it's damn near impossible for me to get over the fact that he's not there. And oddly enough, he's the same way when I'm not there. xD We're so special, I know. 

Eh, that's enough of this. Love you all! Toodles. x3 

Kinky Fuckery

Here ya go.... this should keep you and myself occupied for a little while. And those who read this, I tag you to do it as well. xD


1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? Oh... all three sound like fun
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: Good...  the element of getting caught in the act is a fun aspect to add in to the mix.
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: I'd love to say the Phantom of the Opera... but he's been a hermit and sexually repressed for so long, he wouldn't last but 30 secs. So I'll say, either Aragorn from LOTR, or Rhett Butler from GWTW
4: Something that never fails to make you horny: Anything having to do with my neck/ shoulders/ collarbone
5: Where is one place you would never have sex: The beach.... sand EVERYWHERE o.o
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ____my younger brother actually got up out of bed and shut my bedroom door while Jon and I were going at it in the wee hours of the morning_  xD
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: Eh, It didn't make me horny, but it lead to really great foreplay... Nerdy/ geeky stuff... video games, Star Trek, etc... have always lead to foreplay with Jon and I xD
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: Handcuffs and rope are good... tho leather restraints work well too
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny: See #4
10: Top or bottom? Either or, doesn't matter to me... though top is quite a bit more fun
11: We were about to ____go at it________ but then ____my father came down stairs______ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? Eh, one is ideal... more than that is just bonus
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: Nope
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: Not really weird... but I get called little dove at times xD
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: Can I just say ALL of it... I like all of it..
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: Shower sex atm is the weirdest... only because it failed
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] Yesh, and it was just one of those experiences that isn't easily explained. xD
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: If you're trying to get pregnant, sure then no condom is ok... or if you're on BC, but that's not a fail safe.
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? Em... Idk... Lupu maybe...
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: Strawberries
21: How big is too big: There's a such thing as too big? xD
22: One sexual thing you would never do: Idk... kinda open to just about anything atm
23: Biggest turn on: At this point... it's Jon's little smirk and anything from #4 . xD
24: Three spots that drive you insane: See # 4
25: Worst possible time to get horny: When your parents are home and you know you can't go at it until they've gone to bed xD
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: Ayup
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: Atm, it was the shower... nothing to grip on to is an issue. xD
28: How much fapping is too much fapping: Again.. is there a such thing? xD
29: Best sexual compliment you ever got: I honestly don't know...
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: Eh, doesn't matter to me
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: Depends.
32: Fill in the blank: "If they __bite my neck___, we are fuckin"
33: What your favorite part of your body: Idk, collar bone/ neck... I guess
34: Favorite foreplay activities: It all depends I guess... I like to change it up/ have it changed up
35: Love (>, ....there is  no question here... silly survey
36: What do you wear to bed? Usually nothing, or if I do it's usually a t-shirt
37: When was the first time you masturbated: Idr... I know it was kinda young... like 7-8 y/o ish... >.<
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? No
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? Never have, but want to.
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside? See # 39
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome? No, and probably not... I don't like sharing
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? Eh... I don't think any of the things were "random" pretty normal overall tbh
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school? Meh, maybe
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? That could be fun
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? Dream Theater's  Octavarium.... 24 minutes of awesome.
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? Not always... but watching Jon cook (because it's such a rarity) or he and I dancing...  odd I know
47: Most attractive celebrity? Gerard Butler, Viggo Mortensen, Ewan McGregor, and Daniel Craig
48: Do you watch queer porn? why/why not? As in girl on girl? ... Sure. xD
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now? Eh, the child would be about 3 days old... such an odd question
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? No
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?  Eh... idk
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?) Yesh, and every guy I've been with except Jon, has had some sort of issue with them, or my body type in general
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) Sure, it's a very intimate act, and it's just as enjoyable to give as it is to receive. xD
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? Sure, I kinda like tattoos. Lol
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? I honestly don't know
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? I'm gonna say chili peppers... for OBVIOUS reasons
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see? On my normal Tumblr, there's nothing I don't want him to see... as for my NSFW one, there's probably a few things I'd love for him to see for ideas. xD
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) One at this point in time... and it's almost 4 yrs old. Anyone want to donate to the "Buy Rachael a new sex toy fund"?
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day? Sure, hell, he can have access to it anytime he wants if he uses my laptop. xD
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? Yep.
61: Would you rather be a porn star or a prostitute? Porn Star... I guess
62: Do you watch porn? Sometimes
63: How small is too small? Eh, smaller than 5 inches... xD
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? Yep. Because of the things I've mentioned I've wanted to explore sexually. xD
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? Jonathan. And yesh, yesh it did.
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? Sure... He and Martika would have a blast talking to one another. Lmao
67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"? Eh, under a skirt yesh... but in jeans no
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair? No
69: If you could give yourself head, would you? I'd never leave my house. LMFAO
70: Booty or Boobs? Can I have both?... if not.... boobs..
71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?  Well, since I like video games... I think I'd just refer to it as my "joystick" xD
72: Have you ever been on an official date? Ayup
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) NO.. and never will.
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? Oddly enough it's the name of my favourite record store in Columbus, and it sounds like a Bond girl... "Magnolia Thunder Pussy" xDDD
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) Not yet. xD
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? it honestly wouldn't bother me
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw genitalia? I don't remember

Blog update # who really cares?

Well, update thing. Pffft as if anyone actually still reads this blog. If you do... I am so, so sorry. xD

Em, my commencement ceremony for finishing my massage therapy degree is this Friday. I get to wear this horrible blood red graduation cap and gown. Only redeeming quality is, I actually look good in blood red. Odd for a ginger I know.

It's February, I know... but I am utterly tired of snow. We went from 2-3 gorgeous days of 50F+ degree weather to 9F. And there was the "1-2" inches of snow we were supposed to get that turned into 4 inches of snow. And guess what? We got even more today too. What's worse is I had to drive out in the nasty weather both days. I don't like driving in snow, and it's not because I can't.... it's more like I live in Northwest Ohio.... where people SHOULD know how to drive in this sort of weather. However, it's like 85% of the people who live here, either conveniently forget EVERY single time it snows... or simply have not bloody clue. 6 more weeks of winter. Joy... and watch, because I live in NW Ohio, we'll have a freak snow storm in April or something. xD

Hmm, what else is there?  I'm going to see Nile, Bless the Child, and Shores of Elysium in March with Jonathan. I find it funny that every single one of our dates has been to a concert of some sort. Not that it bugs me, I love music... especially the music we go see.

Because I am unemployed, I tend to have a lot of free time when I'm not taking care of the things that need to be done around the house. With that free time, I have managed to read 6 books in the last 2 weeks. It's kinda pathetic. And even more so when you take into account that 4 of those books were well over 500 pages. The perks of having no life I suppose. xD

Valentine's Day is quickly approaching. Wanna know how much I care about this holiday? *pinches fingers together dangerously close* ... yeah, about that much. I've never really had a good Valentine's Day. I sometimes get flowers or candy from mum and dad. But I've never had a significant other send me flowers or do something special just for us. Not gonna lie, it'd be nice... but I'd still prefer those things just because its Tuesday, or because they decided to do it on a whim on the way home from work or what have you. Valentine's Day has become one of those over advertised "Hallmark" holidays now. Joy. >.<

Other than that, Jon is giving his first lead in AA two weeks from now. Really looking forward to listening to that. To give lead in AA is a Rite of Passage in your recovery. So that'll be interesting for him (he's as awkward as I am about getting up in front of people)  and for me. ^-^

Ayup, and now I'm done. More hopefully in the near future about my boring life. xD

Yay Insomnia!!

When did you meet the last male you texted?
November 2004-ish.

Are you 100% over the last person you kissed?
No, definitely not. Tbh, I'm crazy for him. xD

Are you currently looking forward to anything?
Friday and then Saturday night ^-^

Ever receive a really long apology?
Yesh.

What were you doing at 03:00 AM this morning?
Em... mischief, all I'm going to say.

Have you hugged someone within the last week?
Yeah.

Do you put ketchup on top of your french fries or on the side?
Side.

Who was the last person you talked to in person?
Jonathan.

How many tattoos would you like to have?
3-4.

Have you ever hung out with someone just to hang out?
Yeah.

Would you be mad if your best friend dated your crush?
Yesh.

Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
Hilliard/Columbus would be nice.

What was the last thing you drank?
Water.

Do you laugh a lot?
Yeah.

Do you have a dog?
Yep.

Do you like orange juice?
Yes.

Would you rather have big or small dogs?
Big.

What are you listening to at the moment?
Nile.

Have you ever slept in someone else’s bed?
Yes.

When was the last time you cried?
Eh, like a month ago.. idr.

Last phone call received?
My gran.

Do you want to get married and have children one day?
Yesh and yes.

Are you over the age of 25?
No.

Do you like your first name?
Sure.

Tell me about the shirt your wearing:
It's the Cannibal Corpse T-shirt that Jon bought me

Have you ever glued your fingers together?
Yep.

What time did you go to bed last night?
Haven't been there yet, waiting on a call/text from Jon stating he got home ok first

Do you wear glasses?
Supposed to, but rarely do.

Are you there for your friends?
I try to be.

Who is the boy you trust most?
Jonathan.

Which girl do you trust the most?
Martika.

Do you think you’re wasting your time on the person you like?
No.

What woke you up this morning?
Alarm or text message, idr.

Do you/have you ever liked/been in love with someone older than you?
Yes.

Did you enjoy your summer?
Not really. v.v

How’s your heart lately?
Beating and healthy just like it should be.

Are you planning to go see a movie anytime soon?
Nope.

Do you want your life to stay the way it is right now forever?
No.

Are you a jealous person?
Can be.

Do you think “I love you” are strong words?
Very.

Do you love anyone at all?
Yes.

How was your Sunday?
It was awesome.

Are you ready to get out of this town?
Yesh.

Have you had alcohol in the last 48 hours?
Nope.

Do you currently have a hickey?
I do. x3

Would you rather live without music or without the t.v?
Without TV.

Are you one of those Jonas Brothers obsessed people?
Nope.

When was the last time you went dancing while under the influence?
Eh, never... o.o .

Are you one of those people who obsesses over Hollister?
No.

1) Who is it that you love?
Jonathan. Though I love lots of other people too. xD

2) Who are the last 5 people to kiss you?
The hell if I know the last five.. I know one, and that's Jon.

3) How many people have you kissed this month?
One.

4) Have you liked a lot of people in your lifetime?
Not really.

5) How do you feel on second chances?
It depends.

6) Is there anything that’s annoying you right now?
Yesh.

7) Would you like to change an old friend or previous boyfriend/girlfriend?
Possibly...

8) Did your last boyfriend/girlfriend break your heart?
Pretty much, and that heartbreak lasted for ages too. >.<

9) Name something that can scare you?
Being alone.

10) How do you feel on drinking?
I think it can be fun if done in moderation.

11) Have you ever been used for something?
Yep.

12) Have you used anyone?
Kind of maybe.

13) Name one thing that you would do, if you could?
Teleport.

14) Remember the first time you were with your love or crush:
Ok... I remember....was there a point to that?  xD

15) In life, what was the reasons for most of your tears?
Usually boys or deaths.

16) Who is the best person to cuddle with?
Jonathan!

17) Do you dress to impress?
It all depends on the situation.

18) What are you not looking forward to tomorrow?
Snow.

19) Have you ever felt awkward after kissing someone?
Once or twice.

20) Have you ever talked to a boyfriend about a previous ex-boyfriend?
Not really.

21) Do you miss any old friends?
I guess a bit.

22) Would you ever date anyone younger than you?
Nah, I wouldn’t want to.

23) What helps you relax the most?
Music.

24) Are you happy with where you’re at in life?
In most aspects yeah.

25) Tell the person you like how you feel?
He already knows.

26) Is the opposite sex really confusing?
Nah.

27) How do you feel towards the person you last kissed?
I love him.

28) What did you spend the last year doing?
Well, uni... and several mistakes/ life experiences.

29) You walk by the person you last fell the hardest for, what do you do?
I would still say hi and hope he didn't ignore me,  but it could be awkward.

30) Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
Cannibal Corpse concert.

31) Could you go on knowing someone didn’t really love you?
No.

Type the alphabet and stop at the letter of the last person you kissed:
ABCDEFGHIJ.

What does your last outgoing text say?
"Drive safe and let me know when you get home.”

How was your day overall?
It was quite good.

Have you kissed someone more than 20 times in 13?
Eh... I think so.

How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
One at this point.

Where were you Friday night at 10pm?
Reading I think....

If you married the last person you texted, what would your last name be?
Jakubowski.

Have you ever talked to someone when they were high?
Yes.

How often do you hold back what you want to say?
Not as often as I used to.

Your ex is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?
Get help.

It’s 2 in the morning and you get a text message, who is it most likely?
Jonathan or Martika.

Ever cried while you were on the phone with someone?
Once or twice.

Who did you last ride in a car with besides family?
Jonathan.

When someone says “we need to talk”, what runs through your head?
Serious talk.

How do you know the last male you texted?
He’s my boyfriend.

Remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?
Ayup.

Did your last kiss take place on a bed?
Nope.

Do you think the last person you kissed cares for you?
He does.

Last movie you saw in theaters?
Jonathan and I "watched" Airplane... but I think the last movie we actually watched was Hellboy

Are any of your friends so close that you consider them family?
Yes, a few of them are.

Are you good at giving directions?
Ayup.

What does your mom call you?
Babygirl.

Are you afraid of roller coasters?
Not at all.

Ever had a song sang about/for you?
Nope.

Where do you sing the most, in the car, the shower or everywhere?
Pretty much everywhere.

Are you wearing any make up right now?
Nope.

Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?
Yesh.

Have you ever been nice to someone who treated you like crap?
Yep.

Can you recall the last time you liked someone a lot?
Yeah.

Are you nice to everyone?
Pretty much.

Is it hard for you to be happy for someone else?
Depends.