Ok, so Jess and Keanu
decided let's get on Yahoo and get into a conference together. That was their
first mistake, especially because I was in such a good mood at the time and
just a tad hyper, but I digress. For awhile there I felt like I was the only one actually in the conference and they were trying out their best impersonations
of well ... me. v.v So I was like _/\______________/\_/\_/\_ *dies of
boredom for a few seconds*. xD And then this happens, not sure what to make of
it; and I'm pretty sure I ought not be too proud of it, because damn kinda just
proves A) how special I am and B) how there is no help for me.
Rachael: *sits in a
corner, draws smiley faces on her fingers one for Jess and one for Keanu.
Starts to have a conversation with them* Why yes Jess this is lovely
weather we've been having. *finger moves to nod in agreement* Keanu is soooo
silent, tis weird *looks over to the Keanu finger that just continues to stare
her silently* Don't silently judge me!!!! *pouts* Jess!!! *looks to the other
finger* Keanu is judging me!!! Q.Q *goes off to cry in a different corner
forgetting that the smiley faces are ON her fingers and go where she goes*
Damnit!! *stomps foot and pouts more*
Jess: *watches* No
no, please continue. I like my finger-puppet self. xD
Keanu: XD I
friggin love you!!!!!!! You two are awesome!!!
Rachael: Awe, don't
cry love. Keanu's just being, well Keanu. *finger moves to pat my nose* But..
but, Jess. She's sooooooo quiet. *looks over to Keanu again* It's like she's
staring into my soul. And as a ginger I am offended; I have no soul for her to
stare at. *Pats the Keanu finger on the "head"* Special, special
Keanu. *looks to Jess for approval, only to find the finger shaking it's
"head"* Gah!!! Fine... *flops to the floor and just stares at them*
How do YOU like it Keanu? Huh? xD
Jess: *runs around in circles* Give me a song to listen to.
Rachael: *complete and utter silence because of Jess's off topic-ness, continues to then send her a random Hugh Laurie song* Right, back on topic! xD
Jess & Keanu: *crickets can be heard over their silent selves, though I assume Jess is chair dancing to the song I just sent her and Keanu.... god only knows.*
Rachael: *continues
to stare at Keanu* Jess, I don't think she likes this. She's quieter than
before. >.< *Keanu kinda wavers* Pffthahaha, I can't take it anymore!!!
Stop staring at meh, it's creepy! *does so as Jess bursts out laughing* Just
like Creeper!!! xDD *Grimaces as I look to Jess* I'm not creepy!! Am I? ._.
Jess: ……
Rachael: What?
Jess: I dunno. Don't
bring me into it! *Starts drawing on finger* Now we have Brandy!
Rachael: *walks over
to Brandy and hides behind her* They're comparing me to Creeper! *Blank stares
from all three* Gah!!! Not fair! You've all teamed up against me!! *pouts and
looks to Jess for some type of encouragement* Well, you ARE the one with smiley
faces printed on your fingers and talking to them like they're your best
friends love. Kinda, well ... yeah... weird. *stares blankly at her fingers but
doesn't say anything*
Jess, Keanu and Rachael: *3 other topics of conversation going on at once, but we all know the story still needs an ending* .....
Rachael: *her fingers
kinda wiggle back and forth, as if taunting her* Awwwe, come on!! Stop that!!!
It’s not funneh! * the three smiley faced fingers continue to wiggle* Gah!!! I’m
gonna go all Rambo on you! *grabs a cotton ball with rubbing alcohol on it and
wipes at her fingers crazily* Ha! That’ll show you! *pulls cotton ball away
only to reveal that ALL three faces are still there* DAMNIT! >.< *Keanu,
Jess and Brandy all kinda laugh at her and then say in unison* There’s no
getting rid of us now! *stares at her fingers once again * I guess I
can live with that… but just so you all know, tis my week for dishes. xD
***Please note, this is me completely sober... this is me being me; special as I am, yes I'll admit it. But shh, don't tell Kas I actually admitted it...he'll just rub it in. And yes, I do realise that you read this Kas, so go ahead and "remind" me how special I am because you know I always need reminding. xD Special as I am though, you still love me. Right? ***
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