19 February, 2013

Kinky Fuckery

Here ya go.... this should keep you and myself occupied for a little while. And those who read this, I tag you to do it as well. xD


1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? Oh... all three sound like fun
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: Good...  the element of getting caught in the act is a fun aspect to add in to the mix.
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: I'd love to say the Phantom of the Opera... but he's been a hermit and sexually repressed for so long, he wouldn't last but 30 secs. So I'll say, either Aragorn from LOTR, or Rhett Butler from GWTW
4: Something that never fails to make you horny: Anything having to do with my neck/ shoulders/ collarbone
5: Where is one place you would never have sex: The beach.... sand EVERYWHERE o.o
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ____my younger brother actually got up out of bed and shut my bedroom door while Jon and I were going at it in the wee hours of the morning_  xD
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: Eh, It didn't make me horny, but it lead to really great foreplay... Nerdy/ geeky stuff... video games, Star Trek, etc... have always lead to foreplay with Jon and I xD
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: Handcuffs and rope are good... tho leather restraints work well too
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny: See #4
10: Top or bottom? Either or, doesn't matter to me... though top is quite a bit more fun
11: We were about to ____go at it________ but then ____my father came down stairs______ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? Eh, one is ideal... more than that is just bonus
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: Nope
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: Not really weird... but I get called little dove at times xD
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: Can I just say ALL of it... I like all of it..
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: Shower sex atm is the weirdest... only because it failed
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] Yesh, and it was just one of those experiences that isn't easily explained. xD
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: If you're trying to get pregnant, sure then no condom is ok... or if you're on BC, but that's not a fail safe.
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? Em... Idk... Lupu maybe...
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: Strawberries
21: How big is too big: There's a such thing as too big? xD
22: One sexual thing you would never do: Idk... kinda open to just about anything atm
23: Biggest turn on: At this point... it's Jon's little smirk and anything from #4 . xD
24: Three spots that drive you insane: See # 4
25: Worst possible time to get horny: When your parents are home and you know you can't go at it until they've gone to bed xD
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: Ayup
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: Atm, it was the shower... nothing to grip on to is an issue. xD
28: How much fapping is too much fapping: Again.. is there a such thing? xD
29: Best sexual compliment you ever got: I honestly don't know...
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: Eh, doesn't matter to me
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: Depends.
32: Fill in the blank: "If they __bite my neck___, we are fuckin"
33: What your favorite part of your body: Idk, collar bone/ neck... I guess
34: Favorite foreplay activities: It all depends I guess... I like to change it up/ have it changed up
35: Love (>, ....there is  no question here... silly survey
36: What do you wear to bed? Usually nothing, or if I do it's usually a t-shirt
37: When was the first time you masturbated: Idr... I know it was kinda young... like 7-8 y/o ish... >.<
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? No
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? Never have, but want to.
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside? See # 39
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome? No, and probably not... I don't like sharing
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? Eh... I don't think any of the things were "random" pretty normal overall tbh
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school? Meh, maybe
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? That could be fun
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? Dream Theater's  Octavarium.... 24 minutes of awesome.
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? Not always... but watching Jon cook (because it's such a rarity) or he and I dancing...  odd I know
47: Most attractive celebrity? Gerard Butler, Viggo Mortensen, Ewan McGregor, and Daniel Craig
48: Do you watch queer porn? why/why not? As in girl on girl? ... Sure. xD
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now? Eh, the child would be about 3 days old... such an odd question
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? No
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?  Eh... idk
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?) Yesh, and every guy I've been with except Jon, has had some sort of issue with them, or my body type in general
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) Sure, it's a very intimate act, and it's just as enjoyable to give as it is to receive. xD
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? Sure, I kinda like tattoos. Lol
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? I honestly don't know
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? I'm gonna say chili peppers... for OBVIOUS reasons
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see? On my normal Tumblr, there's nothing I don't want him to see... as for my NSFW one, there's probably a few things I'd love for him to see for ideas. xD
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) One at this point in time... and it's almost 4 yrs old. Anyone want to donate to the "Buy Rachael a new sex toy fund"?
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day? Sure, hell, he can have access to it anytime he wants if he uses my laptop. xD
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? Yep.
61: Would you rather be a porn star or a prostitute? Porn Star... I guess
62: Do you watch porn? Sometimes
63: How small is too small? Eh, smaller than 5 inches... xD
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? Yep. Because of the things I've mentioned I've wanted to explore sexually. xD
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? Jonathan. And yesh, yesh it did.
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? Sure... He and Martika would have a blast talking to one another. Lmao
67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"? Eh, under a skirt yesh... but in jeans no
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair? No
69: If you could give yourself head, would you? I'd never leave my house. LMFAO
70: Booty or Boobs? Can I have both?... if not.... boobs..
71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?  Well, since I like video games... I think I'd just refer to it as my "joystick" xD
72: Have you ever been on an official date? Ayup
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) NO.. and never will.
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? Oddly enough it's the name of my favourite record store in Columbus, and it sounds like a Bond girl... "Magnolia Thunder Pussy" xDDD
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) Not yet. xD
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? it honestly wouldn't bother me
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw genitalia? I don't remember