19 February, 2013

Kinky Fuckery

Here ya go.... this should keep you and myself occupied for a little while. And those who read this, I tag you to do it as well. xD


1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? Oh... all three sound like fun
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: Good...  the element of getting caught in the act is a fun aspect to add in to the mix.
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: I'd love to say the Phantom of the Opera... but he's been a hermit and sexually repressed for so long, he wouldn't last but 30 secs. So I'll say, either Aragorn from LOTR, or Rhett Butler from GWTW
4: Something that never fails to make you horny: Anything having to do with my neck/ shoulders/ collarbone
5: Where is one place you would never have sex: The beach.... sand EVERYWHERE o.o
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ____my younger brother actually got up out of bed and shut my bedroom door while Jon and I were going at it in the wee hours of the morning_  xD
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: Eh, It didn't make me horny, but it lead to really great foreplay... Nerdy/ geeky stuff... video games, Star Trek, etc... have always lead to foreplay with Jon and I xD
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: Handcuffs and rope are good... tho leather restraints work well too
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny: See #4
10: Top or bottom? Either or, doesn't matter to me... though top is quite a bit more fun
11: We were about to ____go at it________ but then ____my father came down stairs______ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? Eh, one is ideal... more than that is just bonus
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: Nope
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: Not really weird... but I get called little dove at times xD
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: Can I just say ALL of it... I like all of it..
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: Shower sex atm is the weirdest... only because it failed
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] Yesh, and it was just one of those experiences that isn't easily explained. xD
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: If you're trying to get pregnant, sure then no condom is ok... or if you're on BC, but that's not a fail safe.
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? Em... Idk... Lupu maybe...
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: Strawberries
21: How big is too big: There's a such thing as too big? xD
22: One sexual thing you would never do: Idk... kinda open to just about anything atm
23: Biggest turn on: At this point... it's Jon's little smirk and anything from #4 . xD
24: Three spots that drive you insane: See # 4
25: Worst possible time to get horny: When your parents are home and you know you can't go at it until they've gone to bed xD
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: Ayup
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: Atm, it was the shower... nothing to grip on to is an issue. xD
28: How much fapping is too much fapping: Again.. is there a such thing? xD
29: Best sexual compliment you ever got: I honestly don't know...
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: Eh, doesn't matter to me
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: Depends.
32: Fill in the blank: "If they __bite my neck___, we are fuckin"
33: What your favorite part of your body: Idk, collar bone/ neck... I guess
34: Favorite foreplay activities: It all depends I guess... I like to change it up/ have it changed up
35: Love (>, ....there is  no question here... silly survey
36: What do you wear to bed? Usually nothing, or if I do it's usually a t-shirt
37: When was the first time you masturbated: Idr... I know it was kinda young... like 7-8 y/o ish... >.<
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? No
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? Never have, but want to.
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside? See # 39
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome? No, and probably not... I don't like sharing
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? Eh... I don't think any of the things were "random" pretty normal overall tbh
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school? Meh, maybe
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? That could be fun
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? Dream Theater's  Octavarium.... 24 minutes of awesome.
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? Not always... but watching Jon cook (because it's such a rarity) or he and I dancing...  odd I know
47: Most attractive celebrity? Gerard Butler, Viggo Mortensen, Ewan McGregor, and Daniel Craig
48: Do you watch queer porn? why/why not? As in girl on girl? ... Sure. xD
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now? Eh, the child would be about 3 days old... such an odd question
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? No
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?  Eh... idk
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?) Yesh, and every guy I've been with except Jon, has had some sort of issue with them, or my body type in general
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) Sure, it's a very intimate act, and it's just as enjoyable to give as it is to receive. xD
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? Sure, I kinda like tattoos. Lol
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? I honestly don't know
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? I'm gonna say chili peppers... for OBVIOUS reasons
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see? On my normal Tumblr, there's nothing I don't want him to see... as for my NSFW one, there's probably a few things I'd love for him to see for ideas. xD
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) One at this point in time... and it's almost 4 yrs old. Anyone want to donate to the "Buy Rachael a new sex toy fund"?
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day? Sure, hell, he can have access to it anytime he wants if he uses my laptop. xD
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? Yep.
61: Would you rather be a porn star or a prostitute? Porn Star... I guess
62: Do you watch porn? Sometimes
63: How small is too small? Eh, smaller than 5 inches... xD
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? Yep. Because of the things I've mentioned I've wanted to explore sexually. xD
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? Jonathan. And yesh, yesh it did.
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? Sure... He and Martika would have a blast talking to one another. Lmao
67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"? Eh, under a skirt yesh... but in jeans no
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair? No
69: If you could give yourself head, would you? I'd never leave my house. LMFAO
70: Booty or Boobs? Can I have both?... if not.... boobs..
71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?  Well, since I like video games... I think I'd just refer to it as my "joystick" xD
72: Have you ever been on an official date? Ayup
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) NO.. and never will.
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? Oddly enough it's the name of my favourite record store in Columbus, and it sounds like a Bond girl... "Magnolia Thunder Pussy" xDDD
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) Not yet. xD
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? it honestly wouldn't bother me
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw genitalia? I don't remember

2 comments:

  1. XXXXXXXDDDDDDDD Oh. . . my. . . gosh! Okay, my first thought was "Well that's an interesting titles" and then I started reading and I must say: I don't think I can repost this on my blog because of who my readers are but I might try a different method (*try* being the word). Is it weird to say that, even though we've never discussed such topics, I'm not surprised by most of them? O.o? And you're comment about the Phantom of the Opera made me laugh so hard!! XD And yes, once I get a job, I shall make a donation to your "buy Rachael a new sex toy fund". Also, I'm sad to say that 25% of these questions made no sense to me.

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  2. Tell me about this different method of posting. xD I don't think it's weird at all, you know I'm an open book, so it's no surprise that my response to said topics are no surprise. Lol. I love the comment about the Phantom of the Opera, I was hoping to make people laugh with it. I was kidding about the fund, but feel free... I won't stop ya. And a lot of the survey questions make no sense. xD

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